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Popwoldcupjustece: Brazel, vs Nethelands

  • July 12, 2014
  • Brad O'Mance

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BRAZIL V NETHERLANDS

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Dumper — Work exper­i­ence robot, Popjustice

Anitta — 'Bla Bla Bla'

"Fist let,me say how exited I am,to be slelected to write this,
the Woldcup game betwen 'Brazel' and 'Nethelends' promeses to be a real "gammon to halves" as theysay, in fotball cicles. Iwas, initely asked to choose the 'Number fortey'hitsingel from each countrey in this fotball match and compare,them, but I have "gone rogue" and have instead chosen, to Anal,yse the curent 'chart toper' from eachrespec­teve country, starteng here with Anita's 'BLah, Bla Blah', which remminds me sligtly of Aless Dejay. Asyou will notece Annita is playing a solidpair up front (fotball metephor!) (herbreasts) and this song,is a real toe taper."

Netherlands32 Gerard Joling — 'Rio'

"Here is,the curent 'chat toper' from Nethelands, Geradjoleng with "Riot". I notewith intrerest that this song was rectently picked as a "Hot favuorite" by Joshcuthbet from 'UnionJ' the

hitboband, as maneyof you areaware I takea keen intrerest in Joshcuthbet (I am notgay ,it is a "bromans") so I was plesed that he enjoyed the song,as did I, it  shares a name with "Rio" the town where The Woldcup is takeng place so is both topicel and fun to listento. I was notkeen on the dubestep as thisis a genderof musec that can leave me feeleng upset,. Itis intrer­esteng that the man, Gerad, in the vido is ovbiosly notgay becuase tehre are a lot, of ladies in their underwear etc., etc., so I find it verey reletable.”

Dumper's full time score:

Brazil 02 — Netherlands 0M

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