Right. Here's what you need to know — the new Annie single is called 'Anthonio', and it's about a holiday romance. Annie remembers the romance, sends Anthonio letters etc. Right.

So here's something we got in the post. It is an envelope, addressed to a guy called Anthonio.

Amazing.

A Norwegian stamp, and a 'return to sender' mark.

Amazing.

What's in the envelope?

A letter to Anthonio, from Annie.

The letter is made up of THE SONG'S SONGWORDS.

Amazing.

There is also a compact disc.

Tell us now that the above pho­to­graphs do not depict the greatest thing of all time. Go on. Tell us.

Exactly.