Right. Here's what you need to know — the new Annie single is called 'Anthonio', and it's about a holiday romance. Annie remembers the romance, sends Anthonio letters etc. Right.
So here's something we got in the post. It is an envelope, addressed to a guy called Anthonio.
A Norwegian stamp, and a 'return to sender' mark.
What's in the envelope?
A letter to Anthonio, from Annie.
The letter is made up of THE SONG'S SONGWORDS.
There is also a compact disc.
Tell us now that the above photographs do not depict the greatest thing of all time. Go on. Tell us.