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It's pink and it's seven inches but it's not a seven inch penis

  • May 20, 2009
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There's a bril­liantly po-faced and calm­down­grandade­sque dis­cus­sion of the Mpho single over on Record Of The Day's mes­sage­board at the moment. "Take the Echo Beach hook away & what are you left with?" writes one poster. Answer: a really quite strong topline melody with lyrics that establish a bold and clear and fresh pop persona within the song's first 34 seconds. The horror of it all, etc.

We suppose what would be better is if her label held back on the pop tunes until they'd released twelve different under­ground taste­m­ak­ing singles then dropped her. Yes. That would def­in­itely be the way to do it. 

More import­antly: LOOK AT THE PRETTY COLOURED VINYL.

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