Prepare yourselves for 'Aloha!' by Splash, which arrived in an email from a friend two days ago. "I SWEAR I have nothing to do with it," our friend noted. "Even I couldn't stoop this low." Take it from us, this particular person has stooped pretty low in his time.
For the full experience click here. We started writing an 'amusing' deconstruction of the write-up on their MySpace — including what might well be the most disgustingly unpleasant jokes we have ever typed — but it all seemed a bit fish-in-barrel, so basically when you need to take away from all this is that this song is phenomenally shit and, as the summer approaches, acts as a great reminder of just how joyless and fun-free these 'happy' summer songs can often be.