httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz71qv_wGvM
Prepare yourselves for 'Aloha!' by Splash, which arrived in an email from a friend two days ago. "I SWEAR I have nothing to do with it," our friend noted. "Even I couldn't stoop this low." Take it from us, this parÂticÂuÂlar person has stooped pretty low in his time.
For the full experÂiÂence click here. We started writing an 'amusing' deconÂstrucÂtion of the write-up on their MySpace — including what might well be the most disÂgustÂingly unpleasÂant jokes we have ever typed — but it all seemed a bit fish-in-barrel, so basically when you need to take away from all this is that this song is pheÂnomÂenÂally shit and, as the summer approaches, acts as a great reminder of just how joyless and fun-free these 'happy' summer songs can often be.