Last night The Saturdays' latest single, 'Gentlemen', entered the UK charts at Number 14, despite being brilliant. So now we ask Frankie, Mollie, Una, Vanessa, Rochelle — what you doing next, Saturday girls?
And the findings of our investigation which we this morning present to the ladies are:
1. You should keep releasing loads of good pop singles with the occasional complete and utter belter and the occasional complete and utter stinker thrown in along the way to keep things interesting, and watch as some of the good ones misfire and some of the bad ones go to Number One, and never stop doing this, and don't even release a Greatest Hits or even another album for that matter, just keep banging out the singles until every single one of you and every single one of us is dead and in the ground.
2. The End.