This spectacularly toe-curling promotional clip for the new Madonna single features Jesus Luz and Paul Oakenfold in the least convincing 'club scene' this side of a Holby City ecstasy storyline. It misses the mark so massively that it seems almost as if it has been dropped from a great height and blown away from its natural gravitational target by the wind, like a turd from a giraffe's bumhole. This clip is undoubtedly one of the least cool things we have ever seen, and we've seen Razorlight live.
By the way, you see all those 'club kids' in the background? The same ones in this short promo clip?
None of them — not one — would buy the new Madonna single. Which is a shame because it's mostly really good, but still. NOT ONE OF THEM.