This is a competition to win what we think might be the best pop headgear we have seen in the last TEN YEARS. it is a Ke$ha wolf hood thing. They cost about £90 or something ridiculous. (Here's a site all about them.)
Here's the competition prize on a chair.
Modelled here by the sexy Gossip Monster.
As you can see it has pocket things that you can put stuff eg your hands or a rave horn into.
There is also a 'secret pocket' for 'sachets of sugar' (ie all the drugs you take when you get fuckeduplolz in a Ke$ha style).
We think it is clear, readers, that his hood is fucking IMMENSE.
Would you like to win it? Of course you would.
If you want it just send an email to [email protected] telling us the circumference (in inches) of your head at its widest point. (Photographic evidence is welcomed but not mandatory.) And there's more — you'll need to be able to get to our office in London, N1 at 4pm today to pick it up because if we end up having to post it we'll forget and just end up keeping it and nobody wants that. We will also need to take a photograph of you wearing the hood before you are allowed to leave the office, and we will be wanting to post that photograph at the bottom of this post. So bear that in mind. And include your mobile number in the email. Competition now closed.
'We look forward to receiving your entries'.
AND THE WINNER IS…
Abi Feltham, who intends to wear the hat out tonight. Congratulations Abi and good luck this evening.