A lady popstar has sent us a five pound note in the post.
The lady popstar in question is 'Kyrah' and the five pound note is real. It's a bit downhill from that point onwards really, although it could perhaps be interpreted as good news for those who found Ke$ha's 'TiK ToK' a little too on the intellectual side: 'Uh Oh' opens with the line "wake up wasted and it's 'oops I'm naked'", and is a song about getting drunk, going out and having sex with people and your boyfriend finding out or something.
It's one of those deluded songs that people say is empowering and all about having fun but is really about the opposite.[youtube]6t33yyycIDA[/youtube] Letter writing skills: A+
Pop single skills: See us after school
If anybody else would like to send us five pounds please do. (Ten pound notes preferred.)