We know what you're thinking. Why should The O2 get all the attention when it comes to Justin Bieber?
Well Wembley Stadium aren't just going to sit there and let this one go. They've presented Justin with a sort of stone plaque thing to commemorate something completely spurious and by jove they are going to press release the living fuck out of this thing.
We really don't know what is best about this trio of images — the fact that Justin has decided to wear a t‑shirt that perfectly matches the stone, or the way each photo seems to show him having difficulty lifting the bloody thing.
1. 'This is heavier than I was expecting, even though I knew it was going to be reasonably heavy what with being made of stone'
2. 'It's okay everyone I've got it now'
3. 'Actually seriously guys can I put this down now'
Obviously The O2 shouldn't take this one lying down, given that Justin's appearance on Monday is one of the most talked-about British gigs of the last five years.
Come on, The O2. Sort it out.