What are you doing this afternoon? Perhaps, like us, you will be spending your time messing around on the internet refreshing Facebook like a demon while dealing with a bit of a hangover. If that is the case, perhaps you would like to consider joining some of the following groups…
My boyfriend fancies Mutya from Sugababes
There's nothing wrong with that, obviously, unless your boyfriend's name is Dave Berry.
Help Sonia Get A Date With Calvin Harris
Unlikely, but not exactly outside the realms of possiblilty.
WE LOVE LEONA LEWIS — She's shy and spectaculer and doesn't even know it!!!!
The exclamation points say it all. Spectaculer indeed.
Dannii Minogue for P.M.
Today X‑Factor, tomorrow The Developed World.
I Love Kanye West, But I Will Never Love Kanye As Much As Kanye Loves Kanye
He does seem fond.
I Hate Hard-Fi
Listen Very Carefully, I Shall Say This Only Once
One Facebook group you shouldn’t join today
The Pigeon Detectives Are The Mother Fucking Bollocks
Deleting the second 'the' would make this group worth joining.