We don't even know what that headline means and for that, viewers, we apologise.
Here's the video for Roisin Murphy's new single, 'You Know Me Better'. It is a heavily stylised look at what goes on (clue: not much) behind closed doors in deepest suburbia. Stand by for a procession of interesting frocks.
We like this video a lot but if we could say one thing it's that — and this is the fault of the makeup people, not Roisin herself — there are some sequences where Roisin's mascara has run slightly. A blot on an otherwise lovely popvidular landscape.