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Astronomically shit

  • January 28, 2008
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In order to maintain equi­lib­rium in the world of pop comebacks, the spec­tac­u­lar Take That reunion required coun­ter­ing and the shocking return of East 17 more than balanced matters. Unfortunately the success of the Spice Girls reunion tour then confused matters again, requiring something so unspeak­ably shit that the impact of the hundreds of thousands of Spice Girls tickets sold world­world was somehow neutralised.

You will be glad to know that the new Atomic Kitten video restores this delicate balance. Here is the 'Anyone Who Had A Heart' video.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65qBgW8J-Jg

That's £28.00 they'll never get back. :(

Please enjoy the balance and the peace for the time being — all it'll take is a semi-decent single from Boyzone and everything will be chaos again.

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