This new picture of Shakira just arrived in our inbox, phwoar right lads etc:
Lots of pop ladies would have photos like this, we suppose, but it's this…
…which makes it a Shakira photo. It's a scratching fingernail which says "back off gents, even if I do get off with you I'll almost certainly beat you up afterwards — there will definitely be shouting and an ambulance will be called". Amazing.