» Katy Perry has posted a picture of herself 'planking' dressed as a mermaid and Lady Gaga fans aren't happy. (GatherCelebs)
» Up The Arse Corner hopefuls The Wanted wish to be taken seriously. (The Star)
» Cee Lo Green has been "keeping tabs" on Kelly Rowland. (Billboard)
» Operastar Joe 'Joe' McElderry will perform at Teenage Cancer Trust's Newcastle unit at 3pm today, taking requests from cancer patients. The show will be beamed as if by magic to all the Teenage Cancer Trust's units. (Teenage Cancer Trust)
» Don't panic — blaze_dave on the Popjustice forum has pre-ordered the Will Young album on Play.com. (Popjustice forum)
» Controversial rapper Example was controversially unimpressed with his morning cornflakes. (Twitter)
» Lady Gaga went out clubbing in Australia and someone threw an egg at her. (Daily Mail)
» Britney Spears has collaborated with Indian superstar Sonu Nigam on a remix of 'I Wanna Go'. (Times of India)
» SERIOUSFACE ALERT: Justin Bieber would rather you didn't text and drive. (MTV)
» Paloma Faith would like to release her album tomorrow, but it's, er, not finished. (Contact Music)
» Lots of famous people — including Michael Jackson and Miley Cyrus — are set to be inducted into the Bowling Hall of Fame. (E! Online) We wonder if it already includes 'Anne Boleyng'?!? (THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT THANKS — HENRY VIII WIVES ED)
» Kelly Clarkson has said she hopes everyone likes her new songs after a handful of them leaked last week. That's the spirit. (Ace Showbiz)
» And finally, Take That's 'Progress' isn't doing very well in The Guardian's predict-the-Mercury-winner vote thing. (Guardian)
THAT WAS some of THE NEWS.