» Like most of us, Gary Barlow feels he's heard Adele's 'Someone Like You' a bit too much. (Metro)
» After Katy Perry and Natalia Kills spent the weekend on rollercoasters (Global Grind), Cher Lloyd had fun on the dodgems in Minehead. (The Sun) We need one more for this to be a Popstars In Themeparks trend. Preferably we'd need them to rhyme too — Dane Bowers at Alton Towers, Esmee Denters at Chessington World Of Adventures, Patsy Cline at Blackgang Chine etc.
» Beyonce looks quite sweaty in her new video. (Pitchfork)
» 'Put Your Hands Up (If You Feel Love)' has become Kylie's fifth consecutive Number One on Billboard's Dance/Club Play Songs chart. (Billboard)
» It looks like Avicii guest vocalist Leona Lewis' new album will be called 'Glass Heart' and she'll perform on US X Factor. (Twitter)
» Ian Clark from Northumberland is hoping to name his son will.i.am, having already named his daughter Lady Gaga. (The Mirror) What a fucking idiot.
» Shouting sex fan Pitbull assumed the Lindsay Lohan lawsuit was a joke. He's since realised it's "very realistic." (Planet Pit)
» Avril Lavigne skateboards into a swimming pool in the new Rihanna video. (That Grape Juice)
» Jake Shears has written a new song. (Twitter)
» And finally, Lady Gaga's performance at the MTV VMAs may include camels or it may just include a spotlight, we simply don't know. (MTV)
THAT WAS some of THE NEWS.