The Newsdump, May 4 2010: from Frankie's disrupted sleep pattern to Kloot's imminent return

Let's doodle absent mindedly on the Post-It note of recycled news:

» Frankie from The Saturdays is having trouble sleeping. (Twitter)

» Stereophonics funnyman Kelly Jones stormed off stage in Singapore after being hit by a flying flip-flop. (NME) Whatever happened to keep calm and carry on you MASSIVE INSUFFERABLE ARSE?

» There's a bew iamami­whoami clip knocking around. It's alright. (OhRohin)

» Madonna's new shots for Interview are amazing. (XO's Middle Eight)

» The Camden Crawl happened. (Guardian)

» Time Magazine say that Susan Boyle is one of the most influ­en­tial people in the world. (Mirror) :(

» A tiny bit of a new Lady Gaga song has leaked. (YouTube)

» The latest episode of Natalia Kills' 'Love, Kills' series has aired. (MuuMuse)

» A notorious sex fan wishes to have sex with a pretty lady. (Mirror)

» No pun­ish­ment is too severe for whoever was respons­ible for the headline on this story about I Blame Coco. (Independent)

» John Peel's Son Tom Ravenscroft will host a weekly show on BBC 6 Music. (Telegraph)

» Never mind the hammocks, here's Kylie on the cover of Elle (Twitter)

» And finally: don't panic everyone, I Am Kloot are back soon. (NME) PUT IN AN ORDER FOR TICKER TAPE NOW READERS BECAUSE IT'LL BE IN SHORT SUPPLY WHEN THIS LITTLE BEAUTY DROPS.

And that is your lot.