What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?
» Clearly not wanting to rush matters, Britney is planning a world tour. ('World To Get A Piece Of Britney' — The Sun)
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Fatboy Slim making some rather grand plans for his Wireless festival headline slot. ('Slam Daft Punk' — Daily Star)
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When maybe she should be working on getting her album finished, Alesha Dixon is instead spending her days lolling around in the bath covered in condoms. ('Alesha Is Strictly Safe' — Daily Star)
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Madonna's new movie, 'Filth And Wisdom', is not rubbish. ('Exclusive Review: Madonna's Filth And Wisdom' — The Times)
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Muse are headlining this year's V Festival — which is good news for Muse fans. ('Muse Confirmed To Headline V2008' — BBC Newsbeat)
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The good people of America are as smitten with boring surfer/singer Jack Johnson as those in the UK. ('Digital Sales Propel Johnson To Second No. 1' — Billboard)
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Timbaland is planning to ruin your bus journey home with an album made specifically to be played on mobile phones. ('Timbaland To Produce The World's First Album For A Mobile Phone' — The Guardian)
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We have Apple to thank for Roisin Murphy duetting with Tony Christie. ('Apple Unite Unlikely Collaborators' — The Guardian)
Blimey.