Sometimes, if you keep your eye on something for long enough, no matter how boring it is, things start to get interesting. It took 14 years of releasing singles for David Bowie to come up with 'Let's Dance', for example.
Anyway below you will see a 'widget' — this is what labels perceive to be the new face of rock journalism, viewers, get used to it — which at 4.23pm tomorrow (Tuesday) will apparently turn into the new Rihanna single. The single might be shit. We won't know until the widget changes. It might change into a picture of a dog being wanked off for all we know. Anything could happen.
There is an extremely convoluted reason for the precise timing of this which is all to do with the fact that Rihanna's new album is released on November 23, which is 23/11 which, if you're American and change the / for a : is 11:23, which is the time in the morning that the single will be launched in New York, and here in the UK we're five hours ahead so *literally falls asleep*
EDIT: There is another widget which actually includes some of the song, but it starts automatically and we're not having that racket blaring out of the front page every time someone passes by the website so click here to give it a little listen.
