P'!'nk has put 'pen to pad' and composed a slightly fiery statement explaining why she had to cancel her 'gig' in Birmingham recently and why the date can't be rescheduled.
To the real fans, she explained: "I sincerely apologize, AGAIN, for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Sincerely."
"I actually rode by the venue, and saw some of you in line, and there was not a fucking thing I could do about any of it. Except cry. My heart was absolutely broken."
As for rescheduling it? Well, they couldn't, apols.
"There is no way I can make up this date. There isn't a way. And for any of you that believe in me, please know we did everything we could to try to make it happen. Everything. It's a logistical nightmare that is again, out of my control."
The statement — which you can read in full here and is quite entertaining — ends with this:
"For the loyal and understanding fans- I am so so sorry if I've hurt you in any way. For the rest of you- Kindly kiss my entire almost back to healthy ass."
Charming.