Do you have very little real affection for whoever you've accidentally found yourself in a relationship with? If so, why not fob them off with a CD tomorrow? It will go well with the card you bought at the petrol station.
Take your pick…
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'Love — The Ultimate Collection' Best song: Foreigner — 'I Want To Know What Love Is' Worst song: Extreme — 'More Than Words' Does it include Take That? Yes |
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'With Love x' Best song: Anastacia — 'Left Outside Alone' Worst song: Newton Faulkner 'Dream Catch Me', Scouting For Girls 'She's So Lovely', the list goes on Does it include Take That? Of course not, it's released by Sony BMG |
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'Just For You' Best song: Shania Twain — 'Man! I Feel Like A Woman' Worst song: Ronan Keatin — 'Lovin' Each Day' Does it include Take That? Yes |
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'The Power Of Love' Best song: Bonnie Tyler — 'Total Eclipse Of The Heart' Worst song: Soul Asylum — 'Runaway Train' Does it include Take That? No |
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'Real Love' Best song: Girls Aloud — 'Call The Shots' Worst song: Melua & Cassidy — 'What A Wonderful World' Does it include Take That? Yes |
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'101 Love Songs' Best song: Phil Collins — 'Against All Odds' Worst song: Billy Paul — 'Me & Mrs Jones' Does it include Take That? No |
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'Essential Acoustic Love' Best song: Roisin Murphy's seminal acoustic hit 'Overpowered' Worst song: Biffy Clyro — 'Machines' (!) Does it include Take That? No |
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'12" 80s Love' Best song: Soft Cell — 'Say Hello, Wave Goodbye' (Extended version) Worst song: Level 42 — 'Leaving Me Now' (Extended version) Does it include Take That? No |
In summary: '12" 80s Love' is the best of the lot but only because it's the latest installment in the best compilation series of the 21st century; 'Essential Acoustic Love' is hands down the worst of the lot.
You can get the whole lot on Amazon. Want guaranteed delivery by 1pm Thursday, February 14? Good luck…