If you'd like a Eurovision compact disc for zero pence you are in the right place

Anyway you might have missed it because there wasn't much coverage on Twitter but Eurovision happened over the weekend. 'We' did appallingly, obviously, but the best song of the night was clearly this one.

Well done, 'The United Kingdom', for not giving it any points.

As ever there's an album out featuring 39 tunes ranging from the sublime to the ridicu­lous, and we have 5–1 copies of the CD to give away. (We say '5–1' because it was meant to be five but we're keeping on of them, apols.)

To be in with a chance of winning one of these compact disc releases, just use the form below to tell us what the United Kingdom should do for next year's entry.

The com­pet­i­tion closes at the end of today (ie when we piss off home at about 5pmish). Cheers!