It's Marina's Orange Trees video

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Did you know that by 1987, orange trees had become the most cul­tiv­ated fruit trees in the world? 25 years later, sweet oranges made up 70% of all citrus business. People just fucking love oranges don't they?

And there is no doubt that oranges taste delicious. What's better, for instance, on a summer's morning, than a refresh­ing glass of orange juice? Well, a can of Lilt, yes. But still. The thing is, if you take beverage pro­duc­tion out of the equation a standard orange is no match, certainly in terms of con­veni­ence, for the humble satsuma. Sadly thanks to the efforts of Big Orange it's unlikely satsumas will ever take their rightful place on the fruit throne.

To be clear on this: in no way is Popjustice sug­gest­ing that the mere existence of the song Orange Trees is hard proof that Marina has accepted money to promote oranges over satsumas. Equally, we live in a time where it would be foolish to state with total certainty that such an arrange­ment had not taken place. 

And it FEEEEEEEELS like nudity

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Will Young's new video features the following:

  • Will Young talking into a shoe
  • A motorbike
  • Numerous bales of hay
  • Will Young's bottom

The song's very nice as well though, obviously!! It's the first single from Will's seventh (!) album Lexicon, which is out in June and features col­lab­or­a­tions with Richard X, Eg White, Jim Eliot and Mim Stilwell, Boy Matthews, and Danny Shah.

New Music Friday: Kailee Morgue is so tired of breaking shit

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The Song Of The Week is Headcase by Kailee Morgue and Hayley Kiyoko.

Lots of pop is in a strange place at the moment and right in the middle of it all there's the welcome and neces­sar­ily rise in "we need to have a con­ver­sa­tion about how we feel" occa­sion­ally leading to what feels like marketing depart­ments, artists and even fans colluding in the unhelpful fet­ish­isa­tion of mental health issues. Kailee and Hayley get the balance just right on the bold but under­stated Headcase; "hold my hand, don't touch" is quite the lyric.

(Unexpectedly this song inter­pol­ates Pixies' 31-year-old song Where Is My Mind?.)

Additional notes:

  • August Eve should be required by law only to release music on July 31 but the back end of March will have to do. The LA-based song­writer (and producer) delivers a blinder with You Already Know.
  • Norwegian producer Askjell is worth keeping your eye on; he's already produced for Sigrid and Aurora and five-minute mini mas­ter­piece Autumn, Autumn is a spec­tac­u­lar piece of music. Possibly best exper­i­enced with the video.
  • Good old NIMMO.
  • Further invest­ig­a­tion is recom­men­ded regarding LPX (Falling To Fall is one of four songs on a new EP) and Brendan Maclean (whose Layer On The Love is part of debut album And The Boyfriends).
  • Glowie's follow-up to last year's highly brilliant Body has arrived! It's offi­cially 'better than okay'.
  • It would be inter­est­ing to hear what Marina imagined Orange Trees sounding like before it went a bit 'Anne-Marie', although maybe this was the plan all along. Who knows. (In case you missed it, a Krystal Klear mix of Handmade Heaven popped up last week.)

New Music Frinternationalwomensday: ONE SONG

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It's a really strong New Music Friday this week. Maya B's sparky Dollar To A Diamond is the pick of the bunch but there's plenty else that deserves some time in your ears.

28 of the 30 good songs in this week's playlist are sung by women: not an unusual state of affairs in a Popjustice Edit, but pretty fitting for International Women's Day. Hooray!

Now let's think about how the same playlist would look if it only included songs 100% made by women. A playlist featuring abso­lutely no male co-writers or producers.

One song.

This probably isn't a surprise to many of us but when you see it like this: good grief. One song! If you're inter­ested, Tayla Parx's producer and co-writer on I Want You is Wynne Bennett, who's also worked with people like Twin Shadow and Janelle Monáe. According to this interview Wynne has also seen a ghost. But let's not get side­tracked by tales of the super­nat­ural. ONE SONG.

Some further reading, much of it quite depress­ing:

Where Are All The Female Record Producers? (Billboard)
Why Aren’t There More Women Working in Audio? (The Atlantic)
Why Music Needs More Women Producers (Culture Trip)
Why are female record producers so rare? (BBC)
13 Women On How To Change Male-Dominated Studio Culture (The Fader)
Why Do Female Music Producers Only Make Up 5% Of The Industry? (Girltalk)

Here's a big new song from Delacey

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Ruin My Life by Zara Larsson: quite a good song. Without Me by Halsey: also quite a good song. The common denom­in­ator is LA-based song­writer and now pop entity in her own right Delacey, whose new Ido Smishlany-produced single My Man is a) a really fresh pop tune and b) out and about as of right this very moment, following this evening's Annie Mac Hottest Record spin. "I hope you feel like you know me when you hear this song," Delacey told Annie, "and that you still like me after."

Delacey's bio blurb covers all the usual areas — "lyrical rawness" and "toughness and vul­ner­ab­il­ity" for instance, with the oblig­at­ory reference to "ethereal, yet soulful vocals" thrown in for good measure. But judging by the lyrics of My Man, Delacey seems like the sort of artist who'll make most sense when she tells her own story in her own words. Delacey describes herself as "an endless bank of crazy things I’ve gone through"; people will connect with her music in an honest way, she hopes, adding: "I hope that it makes them a little uncom­fort­able sometimes too." 

Billboard ran a fairly good interview with Delacey a couple of months ago; Songwriter Universe also had a chat with her last year. There'll be an EP later in the spring but for the time being My Man, a sort of post-Lana reima­gin­ing of Jolene that's being billed as Delacey's debut single, serves as a really strong intro­duc­tion to an artist whose presence could make pop a rather more pleasant place. 

A slightly haphazard selection of music books, because it is World Book Day

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Books. They're like songs, except they go on longer and there's no sound. But they're still quite good!

I don't really know what I intended this post to be when I started writing it, but what it's ended up being is a very strange selection of music books from the past, the present and the future. It's an assort­ment based on very little rhyme and abso­lutely no reason. Some books are good, some are quite bad. Some are inter­est­ing, some are boring. They're all worth a go, though.

(I'm assuming you've already read the Lily Allen book.)

Wildcard by Christopher Maloney (2018)

I read this over Christmas but given how closely Maloney's 2012 X Factor reappear­ance as a wildcard con­test­ant mirrored the story of Jesus' own comeback perhaps you'll find it makes sense as an Easter read.

As you might expect there are some unin­ten­tion­ally ludicrous moments in this book — it's incred­ible to think that among the billions of sentences written in the history of humankind never before have the following words appeared in the following order: "I was now living off crackers and spam and lasted four days before vomiting every­where on a fermented egg."

Which may seem funny in isolation, but it's not so funny in context: Wildcard tells the story of a man whose life has rarely, if ever, been easy. Wildcard isn't the greatest book of all time but it's an important read for any of us who at one time or another have cheerily dis­mantled Maloney or celebrit­ies like him.

Spotify Teardown: Inside The Black Box Of Streaming Music by Maria Eriksson 'et al' (2019) / The Future Of Music by David Kusek and Gerd Leonhard (2005)

On the left: a legendary book from fifteen years ago that got loads of things right.

On the right: a new book I haven't read properly yet and which seems, shall we say, a little light on jokes, but which also (among some quite dry business stuff) unpacks a lot of inform­a­tion about how Spotify ended up becoming a pop force whose full impact nobody really saw coming.

You can get a fair idea of what Spotify Teardown's like via the Amazon Look Inside feature.

Fried & Justified by Mick Houghton (2019)

Music publicist Mick Houghton's account of two decades' work in the music industry isn't out for a few months, but an advance copy arrived in the post last week and I finished it yesterday.

I first encountered Mick when I was an extremely annoying twelve-year-old who didn't really under­stand what music pub­li­cists did, but I sort of figured out that if you phoned them, like, on an actual telephone, and if they were as patient as Mick Houghton, they might sometimes send you music by and pho­to­graphs of your favourite band. Maybe that sort badgering is only really tolerated if the pub­li­cists have them­selves exper­i­enced the feeling of being, as Houghton describes his youth in the first page of this book's first chapter, "mad about music as a teenager".

Fried & Justified is frank and sometimes funny, and I suppose it's mainly a memoir, but it's something else, too. One of Houghton's most suc­cess­ful acts once wrote a book in which they told readers how to have a Number One single; while not presented or intended as such, Fried & Justified could easily be regarded as a manual on how to be a decent music PR.

No God But Herself: How Women Changed Music In 1975 by Jessica Hopper (2021)

Look, strictly speaking this book doesn't exist yet but I think we can all safely assume it will be very much on the right side of readable. (Hopper's 2015 col­lec­tion of writing is an absolute banger.)

Selling The Pig: The Final Days Of EMI by Eamonn Forde (2019)

The weird thing about the whole absurd story of a record label being bought then totally bol­locksed up by an invest­ment group is that it happened REALLY RECENTLY and SORT OF IN FRONT OF OUR EYES, and somehow the full extent of the shambles was never really obvious.

Anyway, Eamonn's book is the opposite of shit as well as being a) jaw-dropping and b) very funny in parts, the latter of which you really can't ever take for granted in books about the music industry. Selling The Pig does also highlight just how ludicrous, compared to most other indus­tries, the music industry can be: all the guesswork, all the excess, all the failure that's somehow part of the plan. There are times in this book when you almost — almost — feel sorry for the people who came in and thought they could fix it.

Cover Stories by Richard Easter (2018)

This one just arrived in the post so I've only had the chance for a quick flick through but it's based on a great idea: each chapter takes a different song and explores its char­ac­ters in the form of a short story.

"I wondered what was going on outside the tracks," Easter explains in the intro­duc­tion. "The composer gives us so much, but what about the rest? What does Dolly Parton's Jolene look like and why's she stealing everyone's men? What's her back story?"

Cover Stories expands the worlds of songs like Bowie's Space Oddity and Ed Sheeran's The A-Team. (If there's a second volume I'd def­in­itely read a chapter on Rihanna's Man Down.)

One Hundred Lyrics And A Poem by Neil Tennant (2018)

Apart from the bad font on the cover this has to be the perfect pop­cul­tural artefact, right?

It contains a 15-page intro­duc­tion in which I assume Neil talks about the song­writ­ing process, but I'm not totally sure because I am saving it for a special day. You've got to have something to look forward to in life, right?

(Neil's col­lec­tion was the first in what's turned out to be a series of collected lyric 'tomes'; Kate Bush and Shaun Ryder have already chucked theirs out, pre­sum­ably there'll be an Anne-Marie one along before too long.)

Peter Powell's Book Of Pop by Peter Powell (1980)

In which, over 120 pages, Radio 1 DJ Peter Powell attempted to cover the total history of pop music and the workings of the entire music industry, while also telling readers how to be popstars and throwing in the occa­sional quiz. The result was, well, not great, but this is such a fas­cin­at­ing artefact.

Loads-slash-most of the book is glor­i­ously out of date now, of course, but Peter's advice on how to write a hit song is hil­ari­ously blunt and, if you take a click through some of 2019's biggest songs, it remains spookily accurate:

"The melody .… has to fit whatever the current trends in music happen to be. Try listening to and studying the Top Forty. If you play an instru­ment, try playing one of two of the songs and get the feel of the way the chords are strung together. Then change them around and see how that sounds."

Outstanding. If you'd like to read this book there are currently two copies on Amazon — one is £0.01 and the other is £24.40 (?) so take your pick. If you can't be bothered with all that but still fancy a glimpse of what Radio 1 DJs were like four decades ago, clear 25 minutes in your diary for A World Of Difference on YouTube. It's an old BBC doc­u­ment­ary that follows the sur­pris­ingly bleak early morning routine of Noel Edmonds as he hosts the Radio 1 Breakfast Show.

Norway should win Eurovision and that's that

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The best song, by about a mile, to come out of this all this year's Eurovision selec­tions is Spirit In The Sky by KEiiNO. It's been in Popjustice's Big Hit Energy playlist for about a month and, in a rare instance of pop justice in action, over the weekend the semi-ludicrous, 100% amazing pop beast romped to victory at Melodi Grand Prix, meaning that it's now been selected as Norway's official actual entry.

The song— "a story about brave men and women that have fought, and are fighting, for the right to be respected and loved for the person you are" — is a triumph in its own right, but as you can see from the per­form­ance below, if you throw in some smoke machines, some lasers, six strictly unne­ces­sary drummers and a load of crowd noise you've got 'quite a moment'.

It's the crowd noise, isn't it? The crowd noise when the first chorus explodes. You simply cannot go wrong with crowd noise. The band should put a new version of Spotify which is just the normal version with crowd noise chucked on top.

In an email to Popjustice last month, Tom from the band explained that KEiiNO's goal "is to make arctic pop-bangers combining joik, nordic folk and camp pop in a synth heavy sound", which he might have just copied and pasted from some existing text but that doesn't matter because but whichever way you look at it that description's just ideal isn't it?

Tom's next email was from "up here in the mountains". He added that the next day the band (Tom plus Fred Bujlo and Alexandra Rotan) would be out in a reindeer sled on the tundra (!), which isn't something you hear from many pop artists. Pictorial evidence quickly followed.

Five points to take away from all this:

  • "Arctic pop-bangers combining joik, nordic folk and camp pop in a synth heavy sound" are the way forward.
  • KEiiNO are a very good pop outfit!!
  • Spirit In The Sky should win Eurovision.