Video: Johnny Robinson – ‘It’s Christmas Time Again’

This video works better if you imagine Johnny's various claims ("we're gonna have a glass or two - nobody else but me and you", "being close to you is special somehow" and so on) as threats from a obsessed stalker who will bundle you into a van on Christmas Eve, feed you an odd Christmas lunch of what he claims is pork, then electrocute you on Boxing Day with a string of malfunctioning Poundland fairy lights while masturbating furiously.

'Thanks' to @alrightmousey for bringing this to our attention.