Press releases to terrify and amuse, Part 736
Quick — get 'Neil McCormick' on the phone!
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What press releases say vs what press releases mean
"So here we are, the sound of tiny stars exploding, bleeding hearts beating a sound so full of love it could implode at any moment. Our music is to be…
Adele vs Duffy: who's best?
These brilliant, made-for-Jools singer songwriters with one name are both hotly tipped by people whose tips for 2008 are based entirely on which press releases they've received for records coming…
Nicole Scherzinger: better than shit
Popjustice on 'Baby Love' by Nicole Scherzinger a few weeks back: "It's a real crock of shit". It's a quote that didn't end up on any of the press releases but…
Press release of the week
Well, it's not exactly a press release — it's a PROPER MAGAZINE being sent out with the new Proclaimers album (which is itself obviously amazing). The magazine is called The…
While we're at it…
Seeing as we have nominated today 'Scan In Press Releases And Put Them Onto The Internet' Friday, here's a brilliant press release which was sent out with Girls Aloud's greatest…
A brief note to the music industry
STOP SENDING US LINKS TO AND/OR PRESS RELEASES ABOUT TERRIBLE FOOTBALL SONGS. WE DO NOT CARE. Although the Infernal one Chris Moyles is playing is quite good.