will.i.am is recording a song for his alien fanbase

The music of will.i.am is to be broadcast into outer space.

In a move that may well provoke an unpleasant intergalactic incident and if it does DON’T SAY WE DIDN’T WARN YOU, Mr i.am has been asked by NASA to soundtrack a future Mars mission. will’s track will then be played back to mission control at Houston, Texas.

The Sun’s ‘close source’ at NASA believes that Intel’s Director Of Creative Innovation is an “ideal figure to appeal to a mainstream audience and promote their technologies”.

will has previously recorded a public service announcement with NASA and is “always keen to get involved in their projects.”

(He’s a bit nosey basically.)