RedFoo got a “sad ending” at a massage parlour in Japan recently
Story filed by Brad O'Mance on July 6, 2012
Pretend teenager RedFoo from LMFAO had a recent trip to a Japanese massage parlour ruined by the masseuse’s kids being a massive fan of his terrible music.
Divulging all in Playboy magazine (as quoted here), the philosophet described how excited he was at the prospect of being wanked off by an attractive masseuse who had been hand-picked for him.
Unfortunately it didn’t really work out as planned: “I got a sad ending…The masseuse was like, ‘Oh, my kids love your song!’ I didn’t want to ask mum for sucky-sucky.”
“And I was really drunk, so I passed out before she even massaged me,” he concluded.