One Direction and a koala are involved in 2012’s greatest music news story

Stop the clock, take the ‘Shakira attacked by sealion’ clipping down from your Pinboard Of Glory: 2012 has a new best music news story.

‘According to The Sun’, Liam and Harry from One Direction MIGHT HAVE CHLAMYDIA BECAUSE THEY WERE PISSED ON BY A KOALA.

That’s it really, but what more do you want?