Having a chat with the Official Charts Company, he was asked what he’s been up to since Daft Punk and he had this to say:

“Last night I was working with David Guetta writing a song. It was unbelievable, we went until 2 in the morning, and Arthur Baker and Taylor Dayne popped by – it felt like it was if we were back in the ’80s.”

Okay, anyone else?

“I’ve been working with a super talented writer and producer Avicii. This guy is such a genius writer. We’ve already written three or four songs together and can’t get enough of each other,” he continued.

So now we know.

The highlights show – entitled Beyonce And Friends Live At Twickenham – will be ‘aired’ at 10:50 on June 1, which is the same night as the actual ‘gig’, so there won’t be much time to edit it all but we’re sure she’s got some professionals in to do it.

Apparently Beyoncé’s set will be 45-minutes long and may or may not include Mr Knowles.

You are so welcome.

The news was first circulated by Showbizz411′s Roger Friedman, who bumped into ‘Drunk Text’ hitmaker in Cannes.

It’s since been confirmed by label co-owner Bryan “Birdman” Williams, who tweeted the following: “Welcome@ParisHilton to tha Family.RichgangRichgirl.YMCMB.”

Apparently the album was produced by Afrojack and, according to Hilton, is “really going to be house music.”

Fingers crossed she could still destroy clubLOL ‘EDM’ for good with something spectacularly awful.

It’s called ‘Horizon’ and opens with a lot of acoustic guitars. :(

It does get going a bit towards the end but it’s not exactly ‘One More Time’.

Anyway, here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhHYDFc4Rck

Here they are in fact:

1. Freak
2. Kisses Down Low
3. Gone (featuring Wiz Khalifa)
4. Talk a Good Game (featuring Kevin Cossom)
5. Down On Love
6. Dirty Laundry
7. You Changed (featuring Beyoncé and Michelle)
8. I Remember
9. Red Wine
10. This is Love
11. Street Life (featuring Pusha T)
12. Stand in Front of Me

Deluxe edition bonus tracks:

13. Sky Walker (featuring The-Dream)
14. Put Your Name on It
15. #1

The album is out on June 17.

The four people in charge of finding the next Eton Road, The Conway Sisters or Tabby Callaghan are: Louis Walsh, Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne.

So basically the same apart from Sharon replacing Tulisa as the person who cares least about what’s going on.

Peter Fincham from ITV had this to say about it all (as quoted here): “We’re delighted to confirm our fantastic panel, who will bring an incredible combined wealth of experience to our 10th series of The X Factor. I know I speak for all of us when I say we’re looking forward to bringing viewers a brilliant series this autumn.”

Excellent, but what does Simon Cowell have to say about it all?

“Three words I never thought I’d say… Welcome back Sharon!”

There are also some changes to the early audition stages, with the introduction of Double Auditions, which sounds slightly unsavoury but is actually fine. Basically, contestants will have to go into a room with just the judges to have a singsong and then if they like them, they’ll then go on to sing in front of a crowd of people.

So there you go. Expect lots of ‘tension’ between Sharon and Nicole, and maybe some drinks being thrown over Louis.

The ‘My Shadow’ chanteuse revealed this ‘fact’ on one of those Google ‘hangs’ (quoted here), noting: “On my second album I’ve cut out the swearing. I had one swear word and I took it off.”

Oh but why Jessica?

“I want everyone to be able to hear it,” she explained, “families to not have to skip that song in the car.”

WHY NOT DO A SONG ABOUT MISTER MAKER WHILE YOU’RE AT IT THEN CORNO.

Semi-successful boyband One Direction have a new book coming out.

You’ll find the cover for it above, coincidentally.

The ‘memoir’ is called ‘Where We Are, Our Band, Our Story’ and will be available to purchase just in time for Christmas.

There’s quite a lengthy blurb so brace yourselves:

“This is the only official book from 1D, charting their journey over the last year and a half – from the places they’ve visited and fans they’ve met, to their thoughts and feelings, hopes and dreams, highs and lows. It has been a phenomenal year – and this is a phenomenal story. This Christmas, there will be no other book that true One Direction fans will want! They’ve won dozens of awards. They’ve had a bigger US debut than the Beatles. They’ve played Madison Square Garden, the Royal Variety Show, and sold-out venues across the globe. One Direction – just five young guys from small British towns – has truly gone global. Now the lives of Louis, Liam, Harry, Zayn and Niall are changing beyond recognition. This year, with their own movie hitting theatres and a 133-date tour stretching across the globe, the 1D star is shining brighter than ever.”

So there you have it.

Look at Lawson pretending not to be a boyband.

‘Brokenhearted’ is out July 7.