One Direction have been responsible for some right old stinkers during this year's run of The X Factor but Saturday night's raved-up performance of Rihanna's 'Only Girl (In The World)' was pretty spot on, and certainly found some fans with its lyrical twist offering a gays-pleasing promise to make the listener feel like a girl. As a whole the band could do with a little bit more of a spark in the personality stakes but as our dear old nan used to say, "who needs charisma when you've got five cocks?". Wise words.