Lana Del Rey – ‘National Anthem’ (WestFunk remix)

Some people aren't that happy about how the whole Lana Del Rey thing has turned out.

They think she has ended up being too pop.

They think she needs to be able to 'cut it live' in order to be a Proper Thing.

They think she is not alt enough.

Well do you know what, readers? We would like to line up all those people. And there are only about 850 of them so it's pretty do-able. And we would like to drive up to the start of that line in an ice cream van. Then we would like to drive that van at high speed down the line with Lana Del Rey mooning out of the window at the 850 moaners. When we get to the end of the line we would like to do a handbrake turn then race back up the line. When we get back to where we started, we'll do another handbrake turn and head back down the line. This will continue for two minutes and thirty seconds, and for the duration of our time racing up and down in front of the moaners with Lana Del Rey mooning out of the window, this remix will be blaring out of the ice cream van's speakers.