The salient points

• Tulisa was one third of 'streetwise pop crew' N-Dubz.


• In 2011, Tulisa was announced as one of the new X Factor judges (and was unofficially considered Cheryl's replacement).


• In the first episode of her 'judging career' she was verbally 'attacked' by a young man and was able to take a classy moral high ground, the show's producers thus managing to quell any fears that she would be too mouthy and aggressive.


• Hurrah.


• In 2012 an ex 'beau' decided to put a video of his erect wanger onto the internet. Unfortunately Tulisa was in the background but nobody really noticed.


• Tulisa expertly 'changed the conversation' by putting another video onto the internet. She did quite a lot of seriousface in that video.


• A few days later she appeared with ANOTHER video, this time for debut single 'Young'. It was a song about not being judged if you're young or something. She video featured various 'japes' taking place in a foreign location. The song was very good. And thus Tulisa's solo career was officially... OPEN!


• Unfortunately she then released a song 'for the R&B heads' that no one really liked, looked bored throughout The X Factor, seemed to hate being a popstar and watched her album, 'The Female Boss', enter at Number 35.


• Well done everyone.

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