Half an hour ago he tweeted the picture with the words: “‘If it ain’t Adele out in London I’m with…’.”

We have no idea what that means but Pharrell obviously did as he then retweeted it, only for Tinie to then retweet that with a “YEAHHHHH GEEEEE!” bon mot at the end.

Basically, it looks like Tinie Tempah is working with Pharrell on some music.

‘Written In The Stars’, which is currently at number 15 in America after peaking at number 12, has now sold over 1m copies.

His debut album, ‘Disc-Overy’, was released in the States last week and there are appearances lined up on Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O’Brien and the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

In other Tinie news, it’s rumoured that both Pharrell and Usher (as well as Adele) will work with the rapper on his next album.

You voted in your thousands – rather surprisingly – and the results are in.

In the spirit of fairness we should point out that this is really just a matter of taste so it all really just depends on whether your tastes are for tracks which pretend they are not massive pop masterpieces or tracks which admit and celebrate the fact that they are massive pop masterpieces. It’s a difficult choice, obviously.

A brilliant video has been made for the original version, produced by Pharell.

The Freemasons have also delivered a brilliant edit which makes ‘I Decided’ sound like one of the greatest songs of all time.

Here is the Pharell version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DXpGqCgy50

Here is the Freemasons version.

Now it’s time for Solange’s idiot test.

SOLANGE’S IDIOT TEST

QUESTION ONE

Do you prefer the Pharell version?

a) Yes
b) No

If you answered mostly ‘A’s: you are an idiot.

The End.

Beyonce’s last album was rubbish.

Even based on just two tracks, her sister Solange‘s new album – ‘Sol-Angel And The Hadley St Dreams’ (!!!) – is better.

EXHIBIT A

The Pharrell-produced ‘I Decided’, which the Freemasons have turned into one of the summer’s biggest pop tunes.

EXHIBIT B

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNpOnkVGEpA

‘Sandcastle Disco’ (?!) which is also very good indeed.

(Some other songs have leaked as well but they’re not quite as good so we will ignore them.)

Let’s have a little look.

Is anyone making sweeping statements about quality of the Roisin Murphy album?
Announces Sweet Music: “I just have a gut feeling the album will be the best of the decade.”

Could the career path of Dragonette hold any more surprises?
Exclaims Davahu: “I did buy the picture disk of ‘Take It Like a Man’ when it came out and was suprised to find it signed.”

Is Paris Hilton hoping the critics will approve of her plans to work with Sash!?
Suggests Scandipop: “If it’s true then it means that Paris fully understands and accepts who her core fanbase are (musically), and that she’s completely just not giving a toss about the critics.”

Is everyone excited about Madonna having worked with Pharell on her new single?
Squeaks Purple Tentacle: “It’s horrid. Oh well…

So there you go.

Here's Madonna's 'Live Earth' track, 'Hey You'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk5TejVAHeM

OH COME ON. Even Geri Halliwell would have second thoughts about lyrics like that and with Pharell involved you might at least have expected something a little more. But of course IT IS FOR CHARITY AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS.

Then again, so were this lot:

Band Aid 20 – 'Do They Know It's Christmas'
Wet Wet Wet – 'With A Little Help From My Friends'
Shane Richie – 'I'm Your Man'
Ferry Aid – 'Ferry Cross The Mersey'
Dunblane – 'Knocking On Heaven's Door'
That one Mike Read did which never came out
That one Ozzy Osbourne did which never came out
Liberty X – 'A Night To Remember'
Emma Bunton – 'Downtown'
Boyzone – 'When The Going Gets Tough'
Melanie C – 'If That Were Me'
Pet Shop Boys – 'Absolutely Fabulous'
Hale & Pace – 'The Stonk'
Big Fun, Sonia and Gary Barnacle – 'You've Got A Friend'
Girls Aloud VS Sugababes 'Walk This Way'
McFly – 'Don't Stop Me Now'

Literally, some of the worst records of all time.

You can download 'Hey You' here if you are not too busy.

What's YOUR least favourite charity record of all time? Email us now and tell us!