The Dutch dance duo – ‘aided’ by the Far East Movement’ – knock will.i.am and Britney Spears down to Number 2, while Taylor Swift climbs to Number 3 with ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’.

Elsewhere in the Top 10, manchild Conor Maynard climbs 28 places to Number 6 with ‘Animal’ while poor ignored Emeli Sandé somehow earns another hit single as ‘Clown’ climbs three places to Number 8.

It’s not great news for Amelia Lily whose second single ‘Shut Up (And Give Me Whatever You Got)’ enters at Number 11, while Little Mix’s empowerment anthem, ‘Change Your Life’, is new at 36.

On the album chart, the Les Misérables soundtrack thing holds tight at Number One for a second week, while Calvin, Rihanna, Ed Sheeran, Bruno Mars, One Direction and Fun. all climb within the Top 10.

You can see the full charts here and here if you like.

Despite suffering three herniated discs (sounds painful) in his back last year, the LMFAO frontman has been soldiering on with the sort of gusto that would make Jessie J proud.

Far East Movement told Daily Star: “He’s getting better but he’s under therapy and still limping around. He did a whole show with us in a motorised wheelchair recently, so we are praying for him.”

We’re praying for you too Sky Blu.

PRAY FOR SKY BLU.

PRAY FOR PARTY ROCK.

PRAY FOR THE SHUFFLE.

Santigold and Afrojack will join headliner and general fun-free zone Deadmau5 on Friday July 6, Rita Ora and AlunaGeorge will play a little while before Drake the day after and Rihanna will have to deal with the aftermath of Far East Movement’s performance on Sunday July 8.

If you were thinking of buying tickets for the Sunday then we’re sad to say they’ve sold-out, but you can still buy tickets for the other two. There’s more info about all that here.

If you’ve got a spare £79 for Kylie Minogue’s Anti-Tour UK dates, you can order your tickets from here although they’ve probably all gone now.

Jessie J talks about a lot of things in this article, such as how she wanted people to see a different side of her on The Voice and having “healthy debates” with ‘The Young New Mexican Puppeteer’ hitmaker Tom Jones. (The Sun)

Demure rapper Azealia Banks has ‘done an Usher’ and collaborated with Diplo for her latest song ‘Fuck Up The Fun’. (NME) It’s ‘quite something’.

The Daily Mail have been criticising Madonna’s bottom after her performance at the Bayfront Park festival in Miami on Saturday, stating in the headline that her “satin shorts squelch her derrière into an unflattering sag”. (Daily Mail) FUCK OFF THE DAILY MAIL.

Simon Cowell was understandably a little bit shocked when a lady broke into his house on Saturday armed with a brick. (Contactmusic)

In popstars and dogs news, a dachshund puppy named Beyoncé may be the smallest dog in the world, as it’s currently “the size of an iPhone”. (People Pets)

And finally, Gotye’s rein of terror appears to be finally over, as Katy Perry’s ‘Part of Me’ is the new Number One. (Official Charts) But Paul Weller‘s latest ‘opus’ has got to the top of the album chart, so it’s not exactly safe to go outside.

THAT WAS some of THE NEWS.

Footage for the Justin Bieber collaboration ‘Live My Life’ will be shot by the LMFAO lead vocalist today in Amsterdam and will also include scenes of the Party Rock apologiser’s additional remixed verse.

The remix and the original track will both be available to purchase on iTunes from next week should you so desire.

Redfoo! Cameras! Amsterdam! Just imagine the convivial hijinks, readers.

Nicki Minaj has released the 47th song from her ‘Roman Reloaded’ album campaign. This time it’s the title track and it’s shit. (YouTube)

Prince Charles was naturally very excited that he got the chance to meet Cheryl Cole last night. (Daily Mail)

You can now listen to the Far East Movement and Justin Bieber song ‘Live My Life’ in full here. We can’t wait for the LMFAO remix.

In further Justin Bieber news, he’s fronted a don’t-text-and-drive advertisement campaign. (andPOP) He wears a silly hat and holds an above-average sized umbrella to protect his beautiful hair.

‘Friend Of DJ Fresh’ Rita Ora has released ‘Party and Bullshit’, which is a lot better than the title suggests. (That GrapeJuice)

Meat ‘I See Dead People’ Loaf has ‘revealed’ that he often has supernatural experiences, and once couldn’t tell the difference between a ghost and a groupie. (Contactmusic)

Katy Perry sports a big orange wig that makes her look a bit like Brian May for her cameo performance in TV show Raising Hope. (Daily Mirror)

THAT WAS some of THE NEWS.

The RedOne-produced eurobanger borrows a little from Jennifer Lopez’s seminal ‘On Da Floor’ in sound while the general theme seems to be having a nice time at a discotheque.

FEM rap “girl move it like pilates, put your head where you knee at” while Justin sings the chorus.

The duet reportedly came about after Snoop Dogg introduced everyone at the Billboard Awards. The track will appear on Far East Movement’s ‘Dirty Bass’ album which is due out in May, while the single and de rigueur LMFAO remix are on iTunes from February 28.

Here’s a link to the track.

Nicki Minaj has come fourth in MTV’s ‘Hottest MCs In The Game’ list. (MTV) It is nice to see classic lines like “jump in my hoopdy hoopdy hoop” getting some recognition.

Jennifer Lopez and Fergie were ‘in attendance’ at the start of Rio de Janeiro’s Carnival Parade, flogging beer and shampoo respectively. (The Telegraph)

At a DJ set in Las Vegas, Redfoo from LMFAO previewed a snippet of the RedOne-produced Far East Movement track ‘Live My Life’ featuring Justin Bieber. (Ace Showbiz) WARNING: clip includes Redfoo shouting and a flying inflatable zebra.

In further amateur footage, Kelly Rowland sang ‘The Greatest Love Of All’ at Muhammad Ali’s Birthday bash over the weekend. (That Grape Juice) So inspirational.

More Kelly news: Kelly Clarkson looked like she enjoyed having her picture taken with Beauty & The Beast at Disney World yesterday. (Gossip Center)

In ‘Whiff Of Bollocks’ news, ‘apparently’ Lady Gaga has enlisted Deepak Chopra to help “banish evil spirits from her life” due to a recurring dream she has involving a phantom pulling a girl’s limbs apart. (Daily Star) How lovely.

Selena Gomez has hit ‘inverse colour’ on Photoshop for a new ‘Hit The Lights’ video remix. (Pop Crush)

And finally, Rihanna turns 24 years of age today.  Let’s celebrate with one of her underrated classics. Have fun tonight Rihanna – don’t do anything we wouldn’t do!!! Oh you already have.

THAT WAS some of THE NEWS.

Nicki Minaj, Ne-Yo and ‘Watagatapitusberry’ hitmaker Pitbull are some of the performers who will be singing at NBA’s All-Star Weekend. (Rap-Up)

‘Licence To Kill’ hitmaker Craig Colton has apparently been sending his lyrics to Robbie Williams, who’s been helping him with his writing. (The Sun) “One song” Coulton demurely notes, “he described as ‘genius’”. So modest.

‘Apparently’ Rihanna’s ‘Birthday Cake’ remix looks set to feature Changed Man Chris Brown. (Billboard) Well done everyone.

Log off your Facebook, and watch the first TV performance of Brandy and Monica singing ‘It All Belongs To Me’ on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. (That Grape Juice)

Shocking twist in The X Factor: Kelly Rowland will “almost certainly” not be a judge on the next series. (Daily Mail)

RedOne has revealed that he has produced a “smash” song with Far East Movement featuring Justin Bieber. (MTV) A ballad, we imagine.

If you’ve been struggling to explain to someone what ‘disingenuous’ means, you’re in luck: Nicki Minaj says she doesn’t really understand what “the big issue” was about her Grammy exorcism performance. (Ace Showbiz)

In ‘here’s a good angle to get some press’ news, DJ Fresh reckons the Brits should reintroduce the Best Dance Act award, which was scrapped in 2005. (Daily Star) Does he really want dance music ghettoised? Doesn’t he think dance music can compete on the same level as other music? Deep down doesn’t he just want dance music to be taken seriously alongside ‘proper’ music? Come on Fresho, think about it.

And finally, a man from Polydor has revealed that Authentic Chanteuse Lana Del Rey had written 60 songs when she was signed, enough for “three CDs-worth of songs”. (Music Week) Let’s try to keep album at less than 20 tracks each, chaps. We’re all busy people.

THAT WAS some of THE NEWS.

Describing it to SugarScape, the ‘Confusion Girl’ hitmaker revealed it is likely to be a toe-tapper. “It’s a really dancey record,” explained Frank.

“There are some really cool songs on there, some really upbeat songs, a couple of slow numbers and unlike my first album this album has features from Far East Movement, Natalia Kills and Colette Carr who are all signed to Cherrytree records in America.”

Asked for the best track on the album he replied: “I think the sleeper on the album is probably a song called ‘No Champagne’ which features Natalia Kills, that’s a slow jam, I quite like it.”