The salient points

• Dappy is quite fond of ridiculous headwear, chiefly the knitted ski hat.


• His cousin is Tulisa, who along with Dappy and producer/rapper Fazer, made up the popular beat combo, N-Dubz.


• Dappy is a bit of a naughty boy (ie he can be a right old cunt when it suits him) and has been charged with spitting in a girl's face, was chucked out of an Alton Towers hotel for allegedly smoking cannabis (keep it classy pal) and sent threatening texts to a listener on Chris Moyles' radio show.


• To be honest, he was quite funny on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.


• In 2011 he went solo. His first single was called 'No Regrets' which was all about how he did some stuff but was basically right all along. His proof that he was alright these days was that he was like the "changed man, Chris Brown". Incredible.


• His second solo single featured Brian 'Is That Some Old Rope You Are Offering Me Money For? I'll See What I Can Do' May. It was a bit like his first single but without the humility.


• During his cousin's unfortunate experience involving a home video featuring a 'mystery man' in the spring of 2012, Dappy helpfully poked his head above the parapet and noted that the boingy cock in the video belonged to Fazer. Dappy said that he knew it was Fazer's wanger because the pair had 'fucked' 'loads of' 'bitches' together.


• It turned out not to be Fazer after all so let's hope nobody ever mugs Dappy using their penis because he'll be useless when it comes to the police la-la-liiiineup.

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