I am very much convinced that during “Call My Name” by Cheryl, there are some very timely aspects to the chorus.

I imagine her saying “How’d you think I’d feel when you call my name?” to a potential caller who has accidentally called her “Cheryl Cole” instead of Cheryl. I imagine her thinking “I’m mad as hell!”

She responds, “You got me confused by the way I changed”, which must mean that since she has dropped her last name, she isn’t going to answer said caller. “Did you not read the news, mofo?? I dropped that name and got those tats removed?!? By the way, check out my new tat under my shorts plz.”