FACT: The new Kylie single is really good. (This has been stated on various occasions over the last couple of months and is as factual now as it was the first time, ie totally.)
FACT: Fear Of Tigers are/is a perennially v good remixular/production type outfit.
FACT: Fear Of Tigers have/has remixed 'All The Lovers'. Like lots of Fear Of Tigers mixes (and lots of Kylie tunes) it's a bit of a celebratory balloon-drop/glitter cannon sort of affair.
Well there's some excellent news for fans of Jessie Malakouti.
You will of course remember her v amazing pop tune 'Standing Up For The Lonely' - in many ways everything we all want from a Kylie single, except not sung by Kylie - which was a Popjustice Song Of The Day last year.
Well Jessie's been keeping us in the loop with her movements and was very excited to tell us last month about her new 'thing'. It is called Jessie & The Toyboys. It's a band and she is in charge which is just as well because the men in the band are mannequins. Perhaps they will come to life one day like in that film about mannequins - we forget the name. Explaining her new band setup, Jessie tells us that it is "an ever rotating collection of perfection at my disposal - the current lineup is #73 on guitar #12 on keys with #25 on drums and #4 1/2 on bass. Mannequins don't talk back and are easy to write songs with".
Jessie's been on and off the radar a lot over the last few years but she's - as they say on light entertainment shows - 'a big talent' with enough proper actual popstarry xfactular 'star quality' to be a brilliant ambassador for her own tunes which is about ten times more than you can say for most of the half-arsed dipshit bellends clogging up the wannabe pop conveyor belt right now.
While we were 'researching' the soon-to-be-award-winning text that accompanies today's Popjustice Song Of The Day (which includes the jaw-dropping line "I'm wearing all my favourite brands brands brands brands brands") we found this absurd piece of 'video content' in which Taio Cruz bangs on about his brilliant business mind.
Note, please:
1. Taio Cruz is the most well-spoken man in pop.
2. Those sunglasses are awful. Also, unless this 'video content' has been filmed in an outdoor, roofless set which has been lit very carefully to make it look like an indoor hotel room, Taio is inside. Presuming Taio is not researching some future film role as a blind off duty estate agent he doesn't strictly need to be wearing those ridiculous sunglasses.
3. If he keeps his jacket on he won't feel the benefit when he goes out.
You know the new LCD Soundsystem album? And you know the way it's pretty remarkable but in a pretty unremarkable kind of way? Well this VERY REMARKABLE remix of 'I Can Change' appeared in our inbox yesterday morning. It is by Stereogamous and we have listened to it precisely seven times.
FACT: The new Kylie single is really good. (This has been stated on various occasions over the last couple of months and is as factual now as it was the first time, ie totally.)