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"HI! My name is Ben Adams."
Story filed Tuesday, 29 September 2009

All YouTube videos should start with "HI! My name is Ben Adams". YouTube should actually insert it as a pre-roll clip on ALL videos. That should be law.

We love this video. It's a bit like someone losing their mind, some sort of mildly hysterical cross between a boyband audition video and the sort of footage the police eventually find in the camcorder of someone who went on a seemingly unprompted killing spree before finally turning the gun on himself. "He seemed like such a quiet man," the neighbour will say. "He must have gone mad." But the investation will show that Adams can clearly be heard identifying 'Caught In The Middle' as the best a1 song, meaning that he was in full control of his faculties. He killed those people on purpose.

Final scores for this video:
Dance Routine Remembering: 9/10
Coat: 8/10
Scarf: 1/10
Camerawork: 4/10
Toaster: 0/10 - go straight to Argos, do not collect £200



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