Since we're going to have to re-start our lives on Sunday, I thought it would be nice for us all to post our sadest wrists in a nice farewell to Wristwatch.
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Since we're going to have to re-start our lives on Sunday, I thought it would be nice for us all to post our sadest wrists in a nice farewell to Wristwatch.
Lefty went on a killing spree and is now imprisoned. [size=1]In a dog cage, too.[/size]
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I am cutting my beautiful wrists at this moment.
Milky x
Wait till you see what Righty's done to Lefty when I finish work. It's heartbreaking.
Do you mean wrist-breaking??Originally Posted by Detective Sandy Vagina
I am going to write a song entitled "With Every Wristbeat"
Milky x
Lefty is off in his Austrian hat - he totally couldn't find his lederhosen - up the hill to escape the nazis.
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Do you often play dress-up??Originally Posted by Martino
Milky x
Lefty has taken the announcement pretty badly. After hitting the vodka he proceeded to collapse on the kitchen floor and throw up.
He just doesn't see the point of living anymore.
I personally don't, but Lefty and Heady quite regularly do. Necky has a selection of outfits too.
They are useful for murder mystery evenings and the like.
Best. Picture. EVER.Originally Posted by Strawberry
That is amazing. I love the fact that lefty took to drinking Glens vodka too. I am so going to stop drinking Grey Goose and go back to Glens. Seeing your photo has taken me back to a carefree time when Glens was good enough for me.Originally Posted by Strawberry
Milky x
Mrs Morals, I thought you were a girl? I'm sure you called yourself a 'northern bird' the other day? Are you transgendered?
Now that there's no more prospect of Wristwatch he doesn't give a shit. He's stopped drinking proper name-brand vodka and decided to trade his kebab with a homeless person for the Glen's.
He's a shadow of his former self.
And yes Scott, I'm a boy! I did describe myself as a northern bird, but then I'm a gay.
Oh, I thought you were a heterosexual female! I was very wrong.
Are you a fit boy? It's hard to tell from a wrist, and that's all we really care about.
God, you'd think you'd be able to tell by the limp wrists by now.
We are all gays.
I think he has a very attractive wrist and he looks like he takes care of his hands too - the chances are the rest is up to scratch. Martino had a nice wrist too - I like the fact his wrist enjoys dress-up. Maybe he's into role play??Originally Posted by Detective Sandy Vagina
Milky x
How does one take care of his hands? By going to a nail salon for manicure and hand massage? You're such a gay.. STEVE.
Scott, yes I am a gay. This has long been an established fact for quite some time. I think there is nothing wrong with someone taking care of themselves. If someone wishes to manicure and buff their hands etc then that is fine. At least you know the rest of them will be clean, groomed and well looked after. I am not letting anyone with dirty hands, teeth, fingernails etc near me as the chances are the rest of them will be in the same state. Its not nice to have a nasty surprise in the bedroom is it??
Steve x
Fair dos.
I'd like to see your amazing nails one day.
Anytime Scott. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.Originally Posted by ScottStar
Steve x
Lefty enjoys wearing some crazy 3d glasses sometimes as well:
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I don't particularly take care of them - I just file my nails and use handcream at night. Beautiful stuff it is, I bought it from Lush for a bargainous £6.
I'm off out now but I feel guilty leaving Wristwatch when it's so close to being gone. It's like leaving a dying relative in the gutter.
Erm, did you by chance see John Barrowman in panto in Birmingham?? They gave out the very same 3D glasses there.Originally Posted by Martino
Milky x
P.S: I must be seriously addicted as on a Friday evening instead of rushing out to Soho to party I am still here checking the threads...
Alas no, another Qdos bogglevision production elsewhere in the country...
But shhh, I didn't in anyway steal the glasses.