Wristwatch: With Detective Sandy Vagina

[BachelorNo2]

Day 1 of Wristwatch. Here is my left wrist enjoying some Lost.



The right, on the other hand (no pun intended), was quite happy to draw a pretty picture.



Boredom set in, causing Lefty to listen to a CD instead. Here he is picking it.



Thirst, however, set in.



Unknown to Righty, Lefty was off to a party that night and got all dressed up.



He soon wore himself out and went to bed.

[ScottStar]

What do you think is so special about your wrists that you think they deserve their own thead? Arrogance be gone.

[BachelorNo2]

I just thought people might be interested in what my wrists spend their days doing. Sigh.

[poploz]

I just thought people might be interested in what my wrists spend their days doing. Sigh.

I like how much effort it seems to use a remote control.

And I have that Cartman poster somewhere.

[BachelorNo2]

I'm distraught nobody loves my wrists. Don't be surprised if the next picture of them involves a razor blade.

[poploz]

I'm distraught nobody loves my wrists. Don't be surprised if the next picture of them involves a razor blade.

I love your party wrist. It looks like it's in for a good night on the town.

[lisaj]

I spotted the Girls Aloud postcard I fetched you at G-A-Y. Do your wrists often separate so that one goes out and the other stays in?

[BachelorNo2]

I'm distraught nobody loves my wrists. Don't be surprised if the next picture of them involves a razor blade.

I love your party wrist. It looks like it's in for a good night on the town.

Lefty had a wonderful night, which is why the little guy was so tuckered out and went to bed.

I spotted the Girls Aloud postcard I fetched you at G-A-Y. Do your wrists often separate so that one goes out and the other stays in?

I did say I needed it for my wall! I didn't lie!

On the whole, I give this a 6/10.

What could my wrists do tomorrow to make it a higher rating?

[deusexmachina]

Good old Lefty. Never more than 5 metres from his beloved Sudocrem.

Perhaps Lefty can meet up with Martino's Righty and let him borrow some Sudocrem for that suspicious rash he has.

[lisaj]

What could my wrists do tomorrow to make it a higher rating?

Maybe save a cute fluffy kitten from a tree?

[BachelorNo2]

I'm afraid I don't have much left in the way of Sudocrem. I've used most of it up the last few weeks.

[BachelorNo2]

What could my wrists do tomorrow to make it a higher rating?

Maybe save a cute fluffy kitten from a tree?

Cats are evil though.

[cleggar]

Quite possibly the best thread ever.

[xrxyxaxnx]

My cat is the most evil bastard ever.
It mangles my dear wrists.
I'm sure that would make a good photo.

[BachelorNo2]

Righty has a scar on his underside. I might take a picture and you can all guess how I got it, and whoever's closest gets a prize.

[MilkyBarKid]

I notice that you need to cut the nail on your thumb - it looks a little bit long. I know a really good salon where you can get nails done.

Milky x

[Beware]

Why is there this big thing about wrists? Since when were they the best organs? I'd go for the good ol' penises myself.

[BachelorNo2]

Then be sorry you missed my Wristporn picture last night.

[robots need oil]

a wrist isn't an organ!

[deusexmachina]

Why is there this big thing about wrists? Since when were they the best organs? I'd go for the good ol' penises myself.

The original post is "The Hairy Wrists of Popjustice", inspired by the wrist picture from the Brits review!

[BachelorNo2]

This is all very nice, but could we stay on topic in my thread. Thanks.

[deusexmachina]

Oooh, get her.

[BachelorNo2]

I'm a boy actually. I have a cock and everything.

[Monkey0]

I'm a boy actually. I have a cock and everything.

Prove it!

[robots need oil]

there was proof on here yesterday! you've missed the boat...