The Hairy Wrists of Popjustice

[JokeFuelledEgo]

I put my coat on especially for the Wristwatch photoshoot to give it that outdoorsy feel. A look that says "I'm at an event" but more importantly "I'm ready for any weather eventuality, even indoors".



Aren't wrists horrible? Check out my giant hands.

I like your wrists. Also the tartan thing in the background is fun.

[BachelorNo2]

Ooh, Wrist Or No Wrist. Though I doubt we could afford Noel Edmonds in all honesty. What about Christopher Biggins? He's on fucking everything nowadays.

We should all post our wrists, and then post pictures of ourselves and people could match the wrist to the face! It has so many possibilities!

[Martino]

How about ol' lefty? Please tell me he doesn't look so much like an ankle...

[deusexmachina]

How about ol' lefty? Please tell me he doesn't look so much like an ankle...

Freakishly curved! Poor you. I can't imagine what it must be like to live your life.

Friend 1: Oh, Ankle Hands is coming up today so don't mention his ankle-like-hands will you? He gets a bit upset about it.

Friend 2: Who? Do I know him?

Friend 1: ANKLE HANDS! You've known him for about six years?...

Friend 2: ...no?

Friend 1: His left wrist is freakishly curved?

Friend 2: OHHH! BENDY WRIST! I know who you mean now. I always stand on his left side, I've never noticed his ankle wrist.

Perhaps we can set up a Paypal account and send you charitable donations?

[BachelorNo2]

Oh, Strawberry. You're evil.

[JokeFuelledEgo]

I can't find my camera and that is my most wristy pic.

Erm, that is MUCH bigger than I realised. Apologies.

[deusexmachina]

The irony being that your camera was last seen in your hand in that very picture. Nice braces, by the way.

Oh and Martino I'm only joking. I hope it doesn't look like I'm a cyber-bully. I've heard all about that, but never thought I'd become one.

I was going to add a joke in there about my incredible happy slapping powers, but given Martino's obviously disability in that field I thought I'd best not.

[BachelorNo2]

I made a happy slapping video once. Me and Eryck Happiness were walking home, and it was during a phase when we were making a documentary with our mobile phones for the sake of it. I asked what it was, he told me and I twatted him.

I think my wrists are the least hairy so far, hooray!

[JokeFuelledEgo]

The irony being that your camera was last seen in your hand in that very picture. Nice braces, by the way.

Oh and Martino I'm only joking. I hope it doesn't look like I'm a cyber-bully. I've heard all about that, but never thought I'd become one.

I was going to add a joke in there about my incredible happy slapping powers, but given Martino's obviously disability in that field I thought I'd best not.

Indeed.
You are a cyber bully but I do feel for Martino.
Can you turn them properly?
I jest.

[deusexmachina]

I feel I must redeem myself somehow. Wristwatch is a bit discriminatory against women who have a severe disadvantage in the hairiness field. Perhaps I will seek redemption rallying for Wristwatch equal ops?

Although I'm not suggesting that the women of Popjustice are any less hairier than the men. Or am I? In the current climate of race rows and sexual discrimination it's bloody hard to know when you're being PC or not, isn't it?!

Either way, I think we need more oestrogen in this topic.

[BachelorNo2]

I can take a picture of my mum's while she sleeps if you want? Or we could just start a Guess The Body Part thread.

[Martino]

Brown girl in the ring. Tra la la la la.

[cleggar]

I think my wrists are the least hairy so far, hooray!

Sorry. I think I may have stolen that title:



Taken at Christmas. I barely have any wrist hair. And what's there is blonde. And I'm 20. And 1/2.

Shocking.

[Martino]

Well at least I've learned one thing from this ordeal. I don't have a wrist fetish.

They aren't particularly nice looking body parts really. Mostly tubular with a little nobble. Looking back, they aren't exactly God's finest moment.

[BachelorNo2]

Erm. My wrists are incredibly sexy thank you very much. If I hadn't just caked myself in Sudocrem, I'd be doing a Wristporn photo shoot right about now.

[deusexmachina]

Cleggar, 20 and a half? The fact that you still count half years suggests you are under the age of 10. I am suspicious of both your age and hairless arms!

Sandy, I don't think Wristwatch is the right place for parental voyeurism. It's a reputable event! I was thinking more along the lines of Lisaj adding her wrists into play. Someone should notify her.

[BachelorNo2]

But Wristporn would be okay?

[deusexmachina]

As long as all the wrists were over the age of consent.

[JokeFuelledEgo]

I think I have the hairiest wrists which is upsetting.
Yes we deffo need more female involvement and maybe some variations in race, for scientific purposes obviously.
I'm upset that this is not being fully embraced by the members of popjustice. Hmpf.

[BachelorNo2]

As long as all the wrists were over the age of consent.

I'm 22 and nine and a half months, so that means my wrists should be too.

[deusexmachina]

I think I have the hairiest wrists which is upsetting.
Yes we deffo need more female involvement and maybe some variations in race, for scientific purposes obviously.
I'm upset that this is not being fully embraced by the members of popjustice. Hmpf.

Don't be upset, Wristwatch has always been a cult thing. It's for that very reason that we don't get any funding from the Arts Council, resorting to income from Wristporn DVD sales to keep the event running.

Once Mr PJ adds his own wrist to the event and it becomes The Official Wristwatch thread, that's when the tide will turn. Don't you worry.

[JokeFuelledEgo]

But Wristporn would be okay?

Wouldn't wristporn just be fisting?

[BachelorNo2]

I think I have the hairiest wrists which is upsetting.
Yes we deffo need more female involvement and maybe some variations in race, for scientific purposes obviously.
I'm upset that this is not being fully embraced by the members of popjustice. Hmpf.

Don't be upset, Wristwatch has always been a cult thing. It's for that very reason that we don't get any funding from the Arts Council, resorting to income from Wristporn DVD sales to keep the event running.

Once Mr PJ adds his own wrist to the event and it becomes The Official Wristwatch thread, that's when the tide will turn. Don't you worry.

I'm not sure I want it to come out of the shadows and be a real sport. Imagine what'd happen if the Olympics took over it and my Wristporn past was exposed and my medals were taken away from me! It'd be worse than a drugs scandal.

But Wristporn would be okay?

Wouldn't wristporn just be fisting?

Ew! I was thinking more drawing body parts on my wrists and making them do things to each other.

[Katiekins]

I'll add my wrist later. [size=1]After I wax it since I haven't in over a year. Can't beat the boys with hairy wrists.[/size]

[BachelorNo2]

Most of us are gays anyway, Katiekins, so it doesn't matter really.