Nothing makes Nicola Roberts's solo career amazing. Except for making Cheryl Cole's career look even better in comparison.
As for The Sats, it was probably a bit misconstrued to say that I love watching them fail....I think I've just reached that point of Schadenfreude with them. You know they're going to mess up somewhere along the way, you know they're going to end up charting below Flo Rida,Tinchy Stryder and the cast of The Muppets, you know their video costs £5.80, you know their remixes sound like someone's GCSE Music project, you know 'big promo' for them counts as going on Alan Titchmarsh. You just enjoy the ride for all its terrible worth, and don't get wound up when their latest single charts at #26 in Lithuania.
It's like going on a Ghost Train at a fair. You know full well that you're paying £2 for a load of pretend skeletons from Poundland and a fat bloke in a zombie costume coming out around the corner to scream at you and your younger siblings, but you still go and ride it knowing the last thing that's going to happen is that you'll genuinely be scared.