Misheard Lyrics

[lauc05]

Tell the truth, who you with.
How would you like it if, I came over with my clit.
I'm tryin' change it now,
see-ee you, gotta bounce.

[beekeeper]

skeleton [???] are waiting [???] reality
(Marry the Night)

[IMHO]

^ "Skeleton guns are wedding bells in the attic"

Which makes just about as much sense as your take really.

[HYSTERIA]

^ "Skeleton guns are wedding bells in the attic"

Which makes just about as much sense as your take really.

I never did get that line, like most of Gaga's non-sensical stuff I can salvage some meaning, but I never got that bit.
It doesn't really matter , all actual lyrics in Marry The Night are overshawdowed by "THE NIIIIGHT THE NIIIIIIIGHT..."

[SloMover]

"Let me hide the lemonade" in Britney's I'm A Slave 4 U.

"I want to live - highway cannibal" in Savage Garden's The Animal Song.

[BML]

"Baby look who's crying now, you're the chode" -Sky Ferreira's 99 Tears

[Andrew & the Nouns]

"My old man is a Batman butt"
(LDR, Off to the Races)

"Please just let me go now,
out of my kitchen, out of my head"
(Norah, Happy Pills)

"I'm the Dido waiting for you" [until you're resting here with me?]
(Lykke Li, I Follow Rivers)

"Sadness is a blessing, sadness is a curse"
(also Lykke Li)

"It was dark and I was auburn/all burnt/a bird/au pair"
(Adele, Set Fire to the Rain)

"But I still wanna know,
how's your god and the dog,
on a friday" [???]
(Goldfrapp, Rocket)

[Wishlight]

"She fists me like a glove" - Something In The Water by Example

[Jonathan27]

Swinging London Town:

Heard: "I'm nappy headed, starting to drown."

Real: "I'm neck deep in it, starting to drown."

[KamikazeHeart]

"Please don't break my pulsating heart!"

- Nicola Roberts

[SunshineConcubine]

'Newborns in your closet'

Aaliyah - More Than a Woman

[LTG]

I always hear Leona singing "You're a ninja" in Angel.

[DanielS94]

Girls Aloud - Chemistry Intro

"It's all about the halibut, it's all about the game"

You can't mistake my fishmongery!

[RainOnFire]

Call My Name

Heard: Ticking on my tongue

Real: Taking up my time

[ajamkeevin]

"Please don't break my pulsating heart!"

- Nicola Roberts

First time I heard it I thought she said "Please don't break my pussy in half".

[Jonathan27]

Britney - Kill the Lights

Heard: If you're feelin' broccoli, I ain't even losin' sleep.

Actual: If you're feelin' fraudulently, I ain't even losin' sleep

[BML]

Britney - Kill the Lights

Heard: If you're feelin' broccoli, I ain't even losin' sleep.

Actual: If you're feelin' fraudulently, I ain't even losin' sleep

Seriously? All this time I've thought it was "If you're feeling froggy, leap..."

[hudweiser]

Vogue "rap" doinks (excuse any misspelled actors names):

Greta Garbo and Monroe teach it to Demaggio

Lawrence Kaplan, Manitou, Betty Davis we love you

[DanielS94]

Britney - Mannequin

"Muff is like a mannequin"

[lauc05]

Britney - Mannequin

"Muff is like a mannequin"

That's my favourite Britney one. That song is full of misheard lyrics.

[EnsnareTheSenses]

That's my favourite Britney one. That song is full of misheard lyrics.

I originally thought it was "Muffy's like a mannequin".

[JadeFan]

"Whatch you gon' do when I eat a pear!" in 212...

[Mr.Arroz]

Mess!

I've heard so many things in 212 until I read her Facebook post listing the official lyrics.

[fancygreen]

"Whatch you gon' do when I eat a pear!" in 212...

I'd commend you, Azealia. Eating fruit is part of healthy diet. Incidentally, pears are my favorite fruit, so that's a plus.

[Goodjorb]

Empire State of Mind came on the radio and today all I could hear was "concrete jungle wet dream tomato!" I swear that is actually what she sings.