Misheard Lyrics

[lauc05]

"I really don't know why it's such a big dildo."

I cannot unhear this.

[Scaper]

Misheard lyrics like that stick with me forever like with Sugababes' Round Round:

'Don't worry 'bout a thing, all you need is a fisting' and I still sing 'we'll ride stir fried' too.

[Hunterpoop]

David Guetta/Nicki - Turn Me On.

"I've been feeling real low", "I've been feeling weird, oh!" sounds stupid.

YES.

[Steven.]

"I really don't know why it's such a big dildo."

I cannot unhear this.

Same! It sounds better with that lyric though, haha

[IMHO]

Up until this week I thought the last line in the first verse of Blink 182's All The Small Things was 'cum is a rating' rather than 'commiserating', surely that's intentional?!

[BML]

"It troubles me, I've never seen the color of your eyes.
It takes the sheep so far away. I look, and you stop time.
It troubles me, I've never seen the color of your eyes.
Taking me so far away, one look and you stop."

Britney Spears - Heaven on Earth

[lauc05]

"One, two, pokémon suit"

Instead of:

"One, two, buckle my shoe"

in P!nk's The One That Got Away.

[Charley]

Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven

Actual lyric: "I need your hand to steady me"
Misheard lyric: "I need your hand to study me"

[aMusicListener]

Every time I listen to Kate Bush's Cloudbursting I can't help but hear her sing 'Your son's coming out' at the end.

[invertedbutterfly]

Every time I listen to Kate Bush's Cloudbursting I can't help but hear her sing 'Your son's coming out' at the end.

I thought she did?

[duffy]

She does.

[aMusicListener]

Wait. What? I thought it was supposed to be 'your sun's coming out', but I just checked the booklet and it reads 'your son is coming out', too! What does she mean by that?

[DanielS94]

In Gaga's Teeth the real line is:

Show me your teeth
I'm a tough bitch

I heard...

Show me your teeth
Under terms and conditions

[iamstrong]

Rihanna - S&M

What I heard: And leave me and my bitch wild
What it really is: And meet me in my boudoir

[graffiti my soul]

Wait. What? I thought it was supposed to be 'your sun's coming out', but I just checked the booklet and it reads 'your son is coming out', too! What does she mean by that?

Well I'm pretty sure it's a purposeful double entendre. "Your sun's coming out" as in the weather, and "Your son's coming out" because it's from the son's point of view.

Sun Of A Gun etc....

[Rmx]

One two three wahdoweemahnii

I still haven't figured out what she sings there. That entire song is quite incomprehensible.

Lemmonansen is the new thing, yeah

[Itty Bitty Piggy]

Sugababes - Push The Button

"Get the wrong idea and go"

I used to hear: " Get up on that dick and go"

I was always amazed at how filthy it was.

[Weslicious]

Madonna - Girl Gone Wild

Real - I feel like sinning
Heard (I will continue to hear) - I feel Hasidic

I thought Esther was making a comeback.

And there's multiple J-pop ones when you take 'Engrish' into account but the best/worse this year =

Koda Kumi - Lay Down

Real - Take you, break you
Heard - Take you, rape you

Real - Lay down, lay down and I'll lay down the law
Heard - Lay down, lay down and rub it down the wall

[Goodjorb]

You got a piece of my
Hands on a sink
My life would suck without you

[zking3]

I'm so embarrassed with this one: from Kumi Koda's Lick me ♥: and it's the very first line too...

Every day oh my Johnny fresh!

[lauc05]

He kissed my lips, I taste your mouth,
He put it in, I was disgusted with myself,
Cos when I'm with him I'm thinking of you.

[JadeFan]

'Take your pants off
And make it happen!'

in 'What A Feeling'.

[HYSTERIA]

He kissed my lips, I taste your mouth,
He put it in, I was disgusted with myself,
Cos when I'm with him I'm thinking of you.

WAIT. Is that not the line ? I always thought it seemed a bit vulgar.

In "What You Waiting For?" the line is "got your million dollar contract, and they're all waiting for your hot track"
But I used to think it was "got your million dollar contract and they're all waiting for your heart attack"

To be honest, I think 'heart attack' almost works better.

[lauc05]

It's meant to be "he pulled me in" instead of "he put it in". I think.

[hudweiser]

McFly - Transylvania

"Woohoo Asian lover, when hell freezes over."

Correct: "Who is your lover, when hell freezes over."