Jessie J - Laserlight (feat. David Guetta)

[Mondegreen]

I feel like a really horrible person because I find it easier to listen to this than Titanium (and I like Sia/hate Jessie!). It's something to do with how the pounding instrumental in the chorus sounds - in Titanium it really irritates me, but I guess Jessie's caterwauling helps to mask the more queasy elements or something.

That first "burnin' down on ME-EEE" is abominable though. First time I saw the video on telly everyone in the room screamed in pain at it. I'm getting a little tired of Guetta ft. Someone Shouting.

[Smooth Criminal]

I really wish that she had released her Teenage Dream knock-off Abracadabra - one of the best on her album.

This is pretty atrocious, the lyrics are so predictable and her screeching in the chorus is dire. I prefer Domino, maybe she should go back to ripping off Katy Perry?

[SuckMyBean]

Horrible Titanium copy. Nobody is going to remember this in a few months time and rightly so, release Night Of Your Life already you big tool.

Laserlight is released off Jessie's album, not "D-d-d-d-davie G's"

I reckon this song is what stopped Guetta releasing Repeat, the correct collaboration between himself and Jessie J.

[jamieluke]

The whole 'D-d-d-d-davie G' thing makes the hairs on my neck stand on end and not in a good way.

[22nathancarlos]

Haha the 'D-D-David G' part is all levels of cringe!

As for the song, I'm no Jessie fan but I think it's okay. Do I like it better than it's twin sister 'Titanium'? No. And will I be listening to this song in 10-15 years to come? No. That's part of the problem with most of today's music, there are so few timeless songs that will have any relevance in the future - most are just flavour of the week and forget the next.

[Hotel_paper]

Really don't like this song. The intro sounds like Titanium and the lyrics are awful. You could almost see the embarrassment on her face when she sang this on Graham Norton!

[Mushroom3]

Never. She has no self awareness regarding how terrible her music is.

[Resi12]

Oh wait, this is actually her own song? Oh God..

[eddy2375]

eddy, please stop trying to make Laserlight happen. It's not going to happen.

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