Peter Robinson's Wikipedia is amazing

[Cervoriaeff Bop]

Dear viewers,

I request that you read this, then laugh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_R...n_(journalist)

The best bit is easily:

His interests include breeding Japanese koi, collecting an array of ties, football and golf.

Regards

Swizz

[twatsnacks]

Parts of the Wikipedia page which seem accurate:

"Peter Robinson is"

[Filler]

He works with his wife, Iris Collins, who "has been a tower of strength throughout his career."

I'm not sure I can see this working.

[Roxie]

and has campaigned for free travel for the elderly.

ENGLISH GRANDMA GETS FREE TRAVEL FOR THE ELDERLY!!

Is this all Peter's doing then?

Also...



I'm sure that's not him...

[ManilaSilk]

and has campaigned for free travel for the elderly.

ENGLISH GRANDMA GETS FREE TRAVEL FOR THE ELDERLY!!

Is this all Peter's doing then?

Also...



I'm sure that's not him...

That's the policitan Peter Robinson. Not the journalist.

[Roxie]

YES WELL IT IS ON A LINK FROM THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

I KNOW WHAT PETER NORMAL PETER LOOKS LIKE.

*Exhales.*

[ManilaSilk]

YES WELL IT IS ON A LINK FROM THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

I KNOW WHAT PETER NORMAL PETER LOOKS LIKE.

*Exhales.*

"PETER NORMAL PETER!"

Oh, i love ya Roxie.

[Tribal Spaceman]

Brother's Grim?

[Roxie]

YES WELL IT IS ON A LINK FROM THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

I KNOW WHAT PETER NORMAL PETER LOOKS LIKE.

*Exhales.*

"PETER NORMAL PETER!"

Oh, i love ya Roxie.

Well that's his name, isn't it? Peter Normal Peter. There is Peter Politician Peter and Peter Normal Peter.

Too many Peters. I don't know anybody called Peter though. I actually think I knew someone when I was like three called Peter Robinson but I probably didn't. They were much older than me.

[Cervoriaeff Bop]

Brother's Grim?

Touted as the new Billiam.

[popBrit]

YES WELL IT IS ON A LINK FROM THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

I KNOW WHAT PETER NORMAL PETER LOOKS LIKE.

*Exhales.*

Whaaaaaaaa? haha

[Roxie]

Whaaaa? I can see that Brother's Grim vs. Kaos Theory will be the chart battle to end all chart battles.

Do you think Peter might be able to sneak me backstage at an awards show? I'm quite short.

EDIT: Touche, popBrit, touche.

[Tribal Spaceman]

Proper Peter (Peter Popjustice) picked a pack of popular posters.
If Proper Peter Popjustice picked a pack of popular posters,
Where's the pack of popular posters Peter Popjustice picked?

[Roxie]

Proper Peter (Peter Popjustice) picked a pack of popular posters.
If Proper Peter Popjustice picked a pack of popular posters,
Where's the pack of popular posters Peter Popjustice picked?

Daniel's holding them hostage.

[Cervoriaeff Bop]

He works with his wife, Iris Collins, who "has been a tower of strength throughout his career."

I'm not sure I can see this working.

DIVORCE HER PETER. SHE'S ALIENATING HALF YOUR FANS

There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children

That's crazy.

[Roxie]

PETER MARRIED A HOMOSEXUALIST?? How could he marry someone who doesn't like the gays?

(What's sodomy?)

[Eric Generic]

Isn't 80s popstar Marilyn's real name Peter Robinson? I have this vision of PJ being run by him...

EG.

[David_X]

(What's sodomy?)

Getting shit-nobbed.

[Cervoriaeff Bop]

I wonder why Peter's Newsround appearance isn't mentioned on his Wikipedia page. He must be mentioned on Newsround's.

[Filler]

(What's sodomy?)

First The Beatles, now this?

Am I on the right site?

[Roxie]

(What's sodomy?)

Getting shit-nobbed.

Whaaaaaaa?

[twatsnacks]

(What's sodomy?)

First The Beatles, now this?

Am I on the right site?

Girls Aloud are better than Sugababes.

[Cervoriaeff Bop]

(What's sodomy?)

First The Beatles, now this?

Am I on the right site?

Haha!

Roxie, you were joking about The Beatles thing, weren't you?

[Quiet Girl Riot Girl]

Mr PJ isn't actually a human being, he's actually a cyborg, actually.

[Roxie]

Okay I've read on Wikipedia what sodomy is now. And who knew that Peter had so much talent:

Peter Robinson (politician) leader of the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) in the UK and First Minister of the Northern Ireland Executive from 5 June 2008
Peter Robinson (novelist) English-born Canadian-based detective novelist
Peter Robinson (computer scientist) Professor at the University of Cambridge
Peter Robinson (poet) English poet born in Salford, Lancashire
Peter Robinson (speechwriter) speechwriter for US President Ronald Reagan
Peter Robinson (journalist) British music journalist
Peter Robinson (cricketer) English cricketer
Peter Robinson (speaker) Speaker of the New York State Assembly