Discuss The Ham.

[ManilaSilk]

Uncle Ham wants you!

[lisaj]

Top tip: If you have an old slice of ham that has gone dry and curled up a bit. Don't throw it away. It is an ideal alternative for chamois leather and will clean your windows up a treat. Or if it is wafer thin ham, a small child can use it as tracing paper.

[robots need oil]

Top tip: If you have an old slice of ham that has gone dry and curled up a bit. Don't throw it away. It is an ideal alternative for chamois leather and will clean your windows up a treat. Or if it is wafer thin ham, a small child can use it as tracing paper.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is AMAZING Lisa, send it to Chat, immediately.

[robots need oil]

ALSO

Ham the Chimp is my favourite type of ham.

[SuperCracko]

Ever slept with a butcher? Terrible in bed.


It's just ham, bam, thank you ma'am.

[robots need oil]

Must you be so offensive to butchers SuperC? They bring the Ham after all.

*shakes head disapprovingly*

[Tribal Spaceman]

This is incredibly stupid.

[Popjustice]

"GA........MMON GAMMON
GAMMON GAMMON
GAMMON GAMMON
GAMMON GAMMON"

[David_X]

I can just imagine Peter sitting as his desk, boz eyed and throwing the office christmas's party's ham from one hand to another, while his work experience girl sighs and gets another coffee.

[lisaj]

"Haaaaaam every woman, it's all in meeeeeat.
Any meat you want now bay-bay, I go from 'A' to 'Z'"

[Feltano]

Can we come up with some kind of ham based slogan to write into the back of dirty vans? We could start a new craze

[vasilios]

Bye bye Miss Hamerican Pie

[Feltano]

For Christmas i was thinking of buying the new DVD of 'Hamma Mia' and Avril Lavigne's album 'The Best Ham Thing'

[Feltano]

Freaky coincidence - the tedious link on Chris Moyles' show today (which for those who don't know it is basically the 6 degrees of seperation style game done between two songs) featured references to gammon and ham.

It's taking over!

[twatsnacks]

ALL THE WOMEN, WHO INDEPENDENT, THROW YOUR HAMS UP AT ME.

[Filler]

She said HAAAAMMMMM - I lost my number and I lost my head

[SuperCracko]

PUMP UP THE HAM, pump it up while your meats are stompin' and the ham is pumpin'!

[Weezerfan]

HAMANIZER HAM-A-HAM-ANIZER YOU'RE A HAMANIZER OH! HAMANIZER OH! YOU'RE A HAMANIZER BABY YOU YOU YOU ARE YOU YOU YOU ARE HAMANIZER HAMANIZER HAMANIZER




HAMANIZER

[Popjustice]

Weezerfan wins.