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Aren't you a joy. Please. Post more.*



*Don't.

Schieße, Government Hooker and Heavy Metal Lover are still astoundingly quality songs.

I'm not one for BTW revisionism really because, no matter what you say the era was a fucking mammoth success...

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if D Wood didn't come back. Give Shannon a bit more of a presence and they're sorted. Obviously I'd prefer her to be there but they actually look complete as a 4, which is...

Ultimately, this thing has grown and I don't think we ever anticipated them so meticulously setting up an 'ERA'. I think we all expected them to drop music that'd get rave reviews and #1 on the...

I don't think they count as interviews, Blabby. What an odd comparison...

Oh god, so do I IMHO!

Well yes, actually, that's what I think.

Speechless is heinous but I agree about You and I. It's a lovely composition ruined by its kitsch 80s stadium rock production (along with the rest of the album).

If we're talking Brown Eyes and Again Again, blues-y New York bar realness with nice vocals, then bring it on home!

If we're talking hocky cocky Speechless and You And I shouty, loud, try-hard...

Memoirs has a melancholic subtlety that needs to be tapped into if you're gonna appreciate it.

I mean, those minor-key piano chimes in Inseperable. Heartbreaking and gorgeous. It's takes the...

I.e. recorded an acoustic piano ballad.

Yeah, no thanks.

Please. As if she marched in and started bossing Teddy Riley around. She's not a producer. She can't work an MPC like them. She can play a twee piano tune, tell RedOne to make it into a pop song,...

OH MY GOD GANGSTA LOVE IS AMAZING. JUST SHUT UP!

Go home KhiaShamone; you're drunk.

Wait... wait... wait.

Wait.

You took H.A.T.E.U... out of the Memoirs tracklist.

Why?

They look better now than they did back when! Dawn's look is so strong. And Aubrey looks a tiny bit less like a blow-up sex doll.

Oh cool! You did a meet and greet. Have you ever done any other meet and greets? If so, you have to tell us some time!!!

The hot guy in this band is incredibly hot, but he's incredibly aware of it, meaning he is significantly less attractive, and so like - whatever.

This is... good. Obnoxious as fuck but good. I...

Is that LeTavia with her?

If she collaborates with Bruno I'll eat my hat. Some interviewer made some throw away reference to a collaboration.

I don't have a hat, by the way.