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something something Really Don't Care something something Cher Lloyd something something Queen of Pop something something

N'awww. It seems "dance opera" isn't going to be a thing until at least 2017.

We tried, Kamaliya.

Yussssss.

Fun fact- Kamaliya's video inspired the Mrs Carter Show "image".

Source- my warped stan logic

Gimme a couple of hours, I'll be done...

Don't mean to toot my own horn or owt but one of these songs has definitely just been included because they know I'd give it a 12 for being crazy.

I'm taking the bait. Crazy song is getting my 12...

Yay, am accepted.

Ready for my lashings when it finishes dead last.

I've submitted. Decided to go with the ridiculous option just because I can. ZERO POINTS.

JLS. I've always, always said it even when everyone else disagrees- substantially better than The Wanted and One Direction.

The brilliance of their singles run is absolutely undeniable. And I...

But Swag in a Bag is brilliant! It's swag....in....a...bag!

I have two on the shortlist for next month. One's a safer, more populist choice, one's absolutely mental and is going to end up in 29th....

Smashing in EVERY continent now.

Is the world even READY for It's All Good? That's the true reason Beyoncé and FlopGa are too scared to release new material.

YT views: 86,716,306

It's fair to say he's not a one hit wonder, and that Gentleman is no This Kiss or whatever Gotye did next.

Our other choices at present on the Billboard are Bruna Mars, O!nk and Macklemore. I am firmly Team Psy.

I'm thrilled I got LOLpop into 14th place.

Cazzette are going to be massive- mark my words. They're gaining huge traction in the dance scene, and they're getting a gigantic push on Spotify now for...

11th place, whoop! Out of 6 contests, i think 4 have ended up now in 10th/11th/12th, I feel like the Stoke City of Popjustice.

[obscure reference to football that no one understands]

Amagawd, who voted Cazzette in this category? I take it as a compliment!

Might be decent to reveal the award votes today; satisfy the appetites of us hungry folk.

It'd be interesting to cross-reference 'most likely to win' against the actual winner. As Aisleyne...

This is absolutely fricking brilliant. 10/10. The song, the video- everything.

What's more, PSY as a person. He's great. One of the few stars out there with that real spark; one of the ones who...

YOU PROMISED ME MIDNIGHT AND IT'S 00:01

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Waiting patiently in my pyjamas for the midnight reveal. At 00:01am, I will sleep.

Are we chatting about the awards here? I was/am still in a tired and crotchety mood as a result of being awake since 5:30am, so I might have gone off on one about twee folkey tryhard girls that write...