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See, you're not just a pretty face. I might have to replace party poppers with fireworks once people get used to it though. You should do it too, we can be a duo.
My mistake, there's always the option of replacing your manpons with party poppers?
You say that as though I haven't been doing it for years. I trust you not to tell anyone about it...
Just shove some confetti and glitter up your bottom and do a really big fart.
That definitely did the trick. How can they get away with showing 2 young girls talking about their passageways on tv like that?
Is it wrong to now want a passageway that explodes with magic fairy dust? I feel incomplete without one. Or even 2. Give me my passageway!!
Ok, this will make you smile... because they're talking about their naughty bits.
I missed you more. 212 times more!
It's Friday, and I'm bored. Make me smile Kyle.
Robsolete, I missed you, like every day, wanted to be wish you but the forum was away. I said I missed you, missing you is insane, but if I didn't have issues it wouldn't be the same.
Aw that is love too, just a different kind. I feel bad I took a day to reply. Blame the crappy forum and not my commitment. Did you miss me?
Oh THAT'S what love is, I always thought it was this: